Valentines Day Pack (30% OFF) - The Standard Squeeze AU/NZ Free Shipping Alcohol bottle Food Grade
Valentines Day Pack (30% OFF) - The Standard Squeeze AU/NZ Free Shipping Alcohol bottle Food Grade
The Standard Squeeze (Original) - The Standard Squeeze AU/NZ Free Shipping Alcohol bottle Food Grade
Valentines Day Pack (30% OFF) - The Standard Squeeze AU/NZ Free Shipping Alcohol bottle Food Grade
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Valentines Day Pack (30% OFF)

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  • Free 30 Day Return Policy
  • 100% Food Grade Certified Bottle

Celebrate love with a squeeze-worthy gift. This Valentine's Day Pack brings together the essentials for sipping in style: one Squeeze Original, your choice of Black or Pink 4in1, and an exclusive sticker sheet to personalise your bottles. Whether you're treating yourself or surprising someone special, it's the perfect pairing for toasting to the day of romance. ❤️🥰

Go on... Have a Squeeze 😉 🍻🍸 

Free Standard Shipping (Aus Post Tracking 3 - 7 Business Days) - All orders over $99.

$9.95 Standard Shipping (Aus Post Tracking 3 - 7 Business Days) - All orders under $99.

$14.95 Express Shipping (Aus Post Tracking 2 - 4 Business Days) - All orders

We're so confident that you will love The Standard Squeeze!

If there is some reason you are not completely satisfied with our products, we will refund your order in full AND pay the shipping to return the products - so there is no risk to you at all! 👌

Mini
Capacity: 350ml
Shot size: 30ml
Dimensions: 10cm x 4.5cm x 16cm
Weight: 60 grams

Original
Capacity: 700ml
Shot size: 30ml
Dimensions: 12.5cm x 5.5cm x 21.5cm
Weight: 80 grams

XL
Capacity: 1000ml
Shot size: 30ml
Dimensions: 14cm x 6cm x 24.5cm
Weight: 105 grams

Double Shot
Capacity: 1000ml
Shot size: 60ml
Dimensions: 14.5cm x 6cm x 25cm
Weight: 110 grams

Big Shot
Capacity: 1000ml
Shot size: 100ml
Dimensions: 14.5cm x 6cm x 27.5cm
Weight: 115 grams

*Hand wash only, run warm soapy water through the bottle, squeeze to clean the straw and repeat with non soapy water 🧼

* We made a YouTube video here, which will show you how to clean your bottles so you can use them over and over again!👌

*Do not leave in a car on a hot Aussie summer day, this may cause a pressure build up and the bottle to leak 🥵

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A Must Have...

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"Australia is obsessing over these bottles”

“If you like having a drink outdoors, you need this”

"No.1 Camping Hack'

“Now that we've got them, I don't think we could do without them”

''If you go offroad, you need to get one of these!''

"Australia is obsessing over these bottles”

“If you like having a drink outdoors, you need this”

"No.1 Camping Hack'

“Now that we've got them, I don't think we could do without them”

''If you go offroad, you need to get one of these!''

"Australia is obsessing over these bottles”

“If you like having a drink outdoors, you need this”

"No.1 Camping Hack'

Never worry about broken glass again.
Don't loose expensive alcohol!
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5 Sizes! 👋🍻

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Mix a perfect standard drink every time 👌
No need for clunky shot pourers 🥃

Save money on expensive pre mixed drinks and make your own drinks cheaper exactly how you like them 😍

Made from food grade, recyclable HDPE plastic unlike other containers, with 350ml - 1000ml capacity 💪

No more broken glass bottles when traveling. Perfect for fishing, camping, boating, hiking, hunting, golfing, festivals, parties and so much more 🏕️ 🎣

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🥃 Know Your Standard Drinks

Drinking and celebrating is part of our Aussie culture. From going round to a mates for a quick one and a catch up to getting into the great outdoors traveling, fishing or camping; our favourite activities go hand in hand with have a drink. 🏖️🇦🇺

However sometimes we can get carried away with our consumption... Alcohol effects everyone in different ways and it only takes one too many drinks to tip you over the limit. In 2020 over 22,000 people were detected drink driving in QLD, Australia alone. 😯❌

Father and Son 🇦🇺

Meet us, the Squeeze Family 😊
Aussie Family Owned & Operated
The Standard Squeeze came to life in 2019 and is a family owned and operated business located in Central Victoria, Australia. 🇦🇺

The company’s owners, Wayne, Kaye, Ashley and Carly love a drink especially in the great outdoors🏕️

When you buy from us you support the dream, an Aussie Family running a business together! 💪

Frequently Asked Questions

General

Isn't that some kind of oil or fuel bottle?
Nope! While our bottles use a style commonly seen for commercial liquids, ours are made from Food Grade Certified HDPE plastic. They're BPA free, completely safe, and feature a 30ml chamber (approximately 1 standard drink) that fits easily into bags or eskys for convenient, accurate measuring.
Will the plastic change the way my alcohol tastes?
No. We use high-quality HDPE food-grade plastic, so your alcohol's flavour stays exactly the same, even after extended periods. We tested vodka and whisky in a bottle left in hot Australian sun for over 12 months with zero taste changes.
Won't the alcohol break down the plastic and leach toxins into my drink?
No. The Standard Squeeze is Food-Grade Certified and rated to safely hold high-percentage alcohol without degrading. We're certified by SGS, the world's leading testing, inspection and certification company.
Can I put my Standard Squeeze bottle in the freezer?
Yes. The bottle handles very low temperatures with no problem, so chucking it in the freezer won't affect the bottle or your drink.
What materials are your products made from?
All our products are made from 100% new raw HDPE (High-Density Polyethylene), which is BPA free and completely safe. HDPE is the same material commonly used for milk, shampoo and water bottles. Just don't expose it to direct heat.
Is The Standard Squeeze recyclable?
Yes, 100% recyclable. You can rinse and reuse your bottle as many times as you like, but we recommend replacing it once it gets dirty or has heavy grime buildup.
Where are you located?
We're a family business based in Bendigo and Shepparton, Victoria, Australia. To find a retailer near you, check out our store locator.
Do you offer wholesale and bulk orders?
Yes! Wholesale orders go through Wholesale-TheStandardSqueeze.com. For wholesale enquiries, email admin@thestandardsqueeze.com or call +61 493 147 367 with your business details.
How much liquid does the bottle hold?
We've got five sizes: Mini (360ml, ~12 drinks), Original (700ml, ~23 drinks), XL (1000ml, ~33 drinks), Double Shot (1000ml, ~33 drinks with a 60ml chamber), and Big Shot (1000ml, ~33 drinks with a 100ml chamber).
It seems hard to squeeze?
Make sure the main chamber lid is tight while the small side lid is OFF. The bottle works via an air lock that forces liquid upward into the chamber. If both lids are on, no air can flow and it won't work properly. We've got a video showing the correct technique.
Can I store camphor close to The Standard Squeeze?
No. Camphor releases strong vapours that get absorbed by food-grade HDPE plastic, causing lingering odour and taste transfer. Always store camphor products sealed and well away from your bottle (and other food items and kitchenware).

Returns

What is your returns policy?
If your product arrives damaged or faulty, contact us straight away and we'll sort it. We also offer a 30-day money-back guarantee if you're not happy. Full refund plus return shipping is on us.
My bottle is leaking?
Get in touch and we'll send a replacement if it's a manufacturing or shipping issue. We recommend water testing on arrival to be safe. Note: lids broken from over-tightening aren't covered, but replacement lids are available.

Shipping

When will I get my order?
We ship via Australia Post. Standard shipping is $9.95 (3-5 business days), and orders over $99 ship free. NZ takes 5-10 business days, international up to 20 days. Tracking numbers are provided with every order. During busy periods, delivery may take an extra week.
Do you ship to New Zealand and internationally?
Yes. NZ orders take 5-10 business days, and international orders can take up to 20 days. All orders include tracking.
Do I get a tracking number?
Yes, every order ships with a tracking number sent to your email so you can follow it the whole way.
Is shipping free?
Standard shipping within Australia is free on orders over $99. Under $99 it's a flat $9.95.